The mailwoman bringeth heaven.... and garden porn..

Oh I have made some WONDERFUL friends here. Friends that send things like this for a weary soul...
Male (nuts) and Female (no nuts) those are her words - just so that I got exactly what I like -sending someone chocolate is the sign of a TRUE FRIEND - so the rest of you get busy if you want to be my friend... *double snort* just kidding - your all my friends, so send chocolate anyway... am I funny ? -NO - didnt think so, please forgive me by sending chocolate... LOL


Then this same wonderful friend sent my spawn these....

No its not a bag of green goobers, or spinich, or anything like that - THIS is what she sent..


Gummy GI Joes!!!! FREAKIN COOL!! were Big Sons exact words...... What a woman to think of feeding the kids so that I dont have to share my chocolate - that was why you sent them right Tina? Because this is all about me right? What do you mean its because you like my kids - man you dont KNOW my kids!!! *double snort* But seriously - THANK YOU to my dear friend Willow Witch - this is where I would put your link if I could EVER get that to work for me - The boys LOVED them and I know this because I found Big Son at the sink with this...

A 'soldier down' - it hit the floor and he was NOT about to let it go to waste, so it was going to the 'medic' - See the dirt on there? This is proof that my house is SO clean that you can eat off of the floor at any time of day - providing that you wash it first.... just so you dont all think we are TOTAL SLOBS - he did drop it under the table where Milk Man had just gotten up from, with his dirty shoes on. Does that make you feel better? Nah, me neither...

The best part of this little package - ok not the best but the funniest was this little gem... put your coffee down and DO NOT HAVE FLUID IN YOUR MOUTH....

Dont blame me if your computer screen is full of liquid - you were warned.... The inside says "just a little card to crack you up"!!! I seriously thought I was going into cardiac arrest. I laughed until I thought my guts would never be the same. Big Sons comment - "Whats so funny about someone haveing a flip-flop stuck up thier butts" Then I laughed harder, not believing that I could laugh harder than I had.... he had no clue that we used to call them thongs - so I had to explain the whole 'thong' thing including the horrid bathing 'strings' women wear... Needless to say, he was not impressed... but I sure was!! LOL So thank you again my dear friend. I got this gift of Friday and it was right when I needed it the most. Big Son issues, Lispy having broncitis, Milk Dud just getting over strep now has broncitis also and Big Son just got done with his meds for strep - we have NEVER had a winter that we have all been so sick. I want spring NOW!!!

Now onto the garden porn.... I know that you are all waiting with baited breath for this.....

This is the holy grail of gardening - even though I dont buy from them because they are expensive.... but they have the best catalog..

I find myslef carressing the pages, dreaming of a midsummer trist in the warm dirt...

and FREE are words of pure rapture!!!

Please make your young children leave the room before you look at these next photos. NO young eyes should see these things..

Dont you LOVE pictures like that? And then the centerfold...

The beloved order form - dare I speak the words..

Why does this picture make me laugh? Is it because I have little boys????
Well, the boys need nourishment and I am the only one that can help them... Milk Man should be home soon for breakfast. He was fixing somthing in the barn this morning and i didnt have to milk. He is feeling much better, other than he has a bad cold.... I love playing his nurse.. *snicker* yes, I have the dress....