We all know how Lispy has a problem with his speech right? Well, lately we have REALLY been trying to get him to enunciate his words.... for instance - lemonade has always been lemnee.... lem - nee... got it, good. SO, we are trying the 'split the word in two' method of speech... like Lemond - aid... and it has been working pretty well. He has asked me several times about different words if he has gotten them right. I always try to make a point of saying what a wonderful job he has done and praise him for his effort in doing it correctly... That all came to a screeching halt a couple of days ago.... here's why... put your liquid down and swallow...done, good...
Big Son is in the bathroom with the door closed and locked, this is unusual as he tends to leave it wide open while using said toilet, which is truly a conflict of interest being he is SUCH A PRUDE!! I don't know, you figure it out. Anyway, I knew he was done in the bathroom and Lispy had to go, of course he did because someone else was in there... by the way, we have 1 biffy for 7 people - you do the math... this is the conversation - oh we have also been working on not swearing or should I say were working on the swearing lisper.
Lispy "Big Son, I have to go can you hurry peaze'
Big Son 'Go pee outside, your hose works out there too'
Lispy 'Big Son, you done poopin tum (come) out NOW'
Big Son giggling uncontrollably 'No I'm not' more giggleing right behind the door, you can here him holding the handle...
Lispy 'Ifs you dont tum out sthoon (soon) I donna (gonna) thit (yes thats what you think it is) my thorts, then mamma's donna (gonna) det (get) pithed (pissed) off..'
Big Son 'I am NOT DONE YET' he yells at the top of his lungs.... at this Lispy gives up and runs through the kitchen to the front door - I am about to stop him and make Big Son come out of the bathroom when I here Lispy mutter somthing under his breath. I no more than get his name out of my mouth... 'Lispy' he stops, swings around, faces me square on and says 'I said asth-hole - did I say it right mamma?'....I shook my head and waited for him to get outside before I broke into tears of laughter. I finally got Big Son out of the privy and Lispy ran back in to the house to poop.... later that night Lispy is getting ready for bed after his bath. Big Son is already washed up and waiting for prayers to be said, however he has a bad habit of ALWAYS waiting till the last second to get something to drink. As he walked by the bathroom Lispy yelled to him (Lispy is totally naked at this point) and Big Son turns around and peeks in the door as Lispy turns his bare butt to him and yells - "Moon STHINE"... This is where I look at myself in the mirror and ask 'Why me'....
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3 years ago