Saturday, May 2, 2009

Good Morning ...

Well it is BEAUTIFUL out today - I am going to be doing some yard work and baking bread....again.... its at least a 2 time a week job. Does anyone want to see my task in pictures or does it not interest anyone? How many of you still make bread every week? Does anyone read my blog anymore? Do I have toe fungus? Is my butt getting bigger - Coffee Man, not a word.... Can I have a Mt. Dew I.V. - What is breast augmentation? Is it the same thing as a boob job? Or a jug job as my friends says..... When do I get a vacation? How long till I can have a tummy tuck - do I want a tummy tuck? How often do you shave your legs? or your back? Where am I going with this? Don't know - but I know I am now gone.....

Be back in a little bit - please answer the above questions quickly as I have lost all focus and need some help.....not sure with what, but just neeed help.

Here ends my stupidity - at least for now...thank you.

21 comments:

Susan said...

Yes, take us through your bread baking routine. Always ready to learn a new trick!!

Betsy said...

I'd love to see your bread baking process. That's one of those things I wish I had time to do, but just can't seem to find it.

Mrs Mom said...

I cheat- use a bread machine ;)

Jug Job? Dude.... don't go there! That makes them BIGGER!!! LMAO Don't be like me, your "big" sister in more ways than one (not just cause I am olderer than you, ifn you get what I mean..lololol)

Shoot I cant remember the rest of the questions. Need 'nother bucket o' joe...

Love you Heidi! Squeeze those babies from me!

COFFEE MAN said...

yes that sounds like a great post , baking bread sounds fun

as for the other questions , i will answetr thiose another time

looks at 10'-0" tape measure

Peggy said...

would you come here and show me step by step? LOL Would love to see how you bake bread cause I know it has to be yummy. I need a Mt. Dew IV too as I don't drink coffee but sure need that caffine. Gotta run and do some chores.. have a great one!

Staci said...

Jug Job? That is hilarious!

Heide said...

I bake bread whenever I can... which admittedly hasn't been as often lately due to work and multiple school sports activities. Wanna swap tips or recipes? Let's not talk about butts, as mine is expanding at an alarming rate and a rather sore subject. The only time in my life I had jugs of any remarkable size was when I was breast feeding... and those were just loaners. Now, in the aftermath I just have some floppy little sacks that threaten to fall out the bottom of my bra if the elastic isn't tight enough. I'd be thrilled with just having them lifted back up to their proper place.

1inCollege1inDiapers said...

YES, YES, YES we are reading your blog. Whenever I bake bread it's gone before you can blink twice, so right now it's easier to buy..just call me Lazy.

georgie said...

Yes, please give us a bread baking tutorial! I tried a bread machine but prefer the traditional way to make/bake bread.

LDF said...

Always love to see how other people make bread! I still bake once a week for myself ... but its a bit pathetic baking one little loaf at a time! One loaf supplies me for toast all week, the odd sandwich or slice of bread at supper, and usually a couple of pieces of french toast on the weekend. Occasionally I get frivolous and bake a batch of buns or cinnamon buns too .. small batch, as in half a dozen. Man, I miss baking for a crowd! Wish I was closer, Heidi, I'd volunteer to help you out with this task!

Dawn said...

I love to bake bread but don't need to eat it. I never shave my back but my husband needs too :), legs are done when it is unbearable; you should not get a tummy tuck if you're gonna have more kids; I read your blog when you update, don't know about the butt size or toe fungus and let me know about the Mt. Dew I.V.--I want a diet coke one....Where are you going with this???? Don't know but it was fun! And I'm not working outside because it's damp and rainy.....

Jennifer said...

I would love to see your bread baking demo. I wish we were having a beautiful day...we've got this cold dreary misting rain thing going on.

Freth :-p said...

In your situation ... you should be able to get a vacation about the time the last child leaves home ... or that last cow is sold.

I think I'd go out and eat green apples ... and suffer thru the belly-ache.

One loaf of bread at a time in the bread machine ... I have a nice recipe using wheat flour, cornmeal, and sorghum molasses. The only problem with it is that it evaporates immediately upon removal from the bread machine. Maybe I should try a different recipe ... :-)

Mama Hen said...

A jug job? What if you want to go in the other direction? If after 4 babies, yours aren't exactly "the same" anymore?

And I would love to see a bread tutorial. Will you mail out the loaves to all of us that said yes?

Nancy said...

I make bread at least once a week, and I am always willing to learn more or find new recipes. Please show us how you make your bread or better yet send us some!

Gail said...

Yes on the bread making. Do you grind your own wheat? I am thinking about doing this. I have a bread machine but I don't think it is the same.
I agree lets not talk about expanding bumms.

Ye Merrie Quilter said...

Sure--show us your buns. Or loaves. Whatever.
Not for a while.
At least 17.
I hope not.
Probably not.
Definitely not.
Breast enlargements.
Yes.
Funny!
Right after I do.
When you save up for it.
Only if you're done having kids.
Rarely.
Never.
No clue.
You're a funny chick!
Karen

Jinglebob said...

NO, I am no longer erading this blog, nor am I posting this oin here, right now!

Believe me? How's about a little patch of heaven I just happen to have for sale in a swamp in Florida?? LOL

I would post here more often but I hate when I have to type out all them words and stuff. I am just an old fashioned country boy at heart, you know!
Today the word is milso. What in the heck is a milso?????????

Karen Deborah said...

sure honey you show me yours and I'll show you mine....bread not jugs.

Willow Witch said...

First of all stop the train, I caught the tail end of that twitter thing, WHO is KNOCK UP???? You may have toe fungus, spray your barn boots out first it could just be crap... I though we already solved the butt issue, do I have to get out the lemon juice??? Good grief your boobs are fine just ask the milk man, no dont we wont hear from you for a week...I shaved my legs this morning for what I have no idea, no prospects in sight*** yes, I am surveying the horizen still dont see a dang one*** P.S. by the sounds of it you already had an IV mountain dew.....

April said...

I just want botox on my forehead and would someone please set a lazer beam to cut off that lard on my rear. Thank you.

I bake huge batches of bread and then my family eats it in two days. Very irritating.