Having 5 sons has some advantages - my honor shall always be fervently defended!! Especially with GI Joe 'dug in' the carpet every 10 inchs.
The bad guys dont have a snow balls chance in heck. Not to mention the air force (that I didnt get a picture of) waiting orders to bomb the bathroom army... dont even ask - its not pretty. There were 'seal men' and 'frog men' in the tub and yes, some died a toilet death before I could save them ( and the plumbing ) from further destruction. Check back later to see if the cavelry ever arrived on time!