Monday, November 2, 2009

Lispy's finger from the devil....

I had to share this little story today, because its Monday. AND, I want you to all wet your pants while your at work. Sorry, I am a sick person - but that means you must be too, because you come here by choice...I on the other hand am forced to live this life. While AGAIN discussing his vocabulary, Lispy came to me and said "Mamma - my boys have always called me that, its never been mom... its Mamma or Ma. - sorry, digression runs deep in my family...

Lispy - Mamma..

Me - Yes Lispy..

Lispy - look at me mamma..

Me (not looking) what Lispy...

Lispy - Ma, is this finger from the devil...

Me (still not looking) No Lispy, God made all of your fingers, toes and the rest of your body.

Lispy - Ma! This finger here!!

Me (still not turning around) No - all of your body parts were made by God.

Lispy - MAMMA!!! YOOT AT ME...

At this point I turn around in disgust and find my little cherub flipping me the bird and shaking it at me like driver with road rage.

Lispy - SEE MAMMA - THIS FINGER!!! (again waving it in the air) I try to explain that the finger itself is made by Jesus, but that people have made that finger mean something naughty. He then proceeds to tell me it means.... Piss off.. From what I understand he saw it and whoever was doing it said to piss off. We were in a store from what he said, but I remember nothing about it. I carefully explain that he is NOT to use that finger no matter WHAT! Fast forward a couple of days... boys are outside playing and the baby is getting in Lispys' way - I happen to look out the window to see my little 5 year old angel flipping the baby the bird...I jump all over him about it and he looks at me in complete sincerity and says - Jesus made my finger and it doesn't mean anything naughty....

16 comments:

Karen Deborah said...

oh girl you are in deep trouble, really deep.

Mama Hen said...

They are too smart, aren't they? :)

Barb and Steve said...

So funny! Thanks for the smile
Barb

Mrs Mom said...

Oh dear.. ROFL... Only Lispy!!! Oh-- wait-- hehe-- what on Earth will he teach Milk Dud? HAHAHAHAHAHA~~ Girl you are SO in for it!!

Squeeze those babies from me please!!!!

xoxo!

COFFEE MAN said...

* shakes my head* I believe that someone is paying for and gonna pay for all her evilment she put her parents through !

And dont give my that "angel " talk I KNOW BETTER !!

LOLOLOLOL

Jennifer said...

Hurry & fix that before he goes to school! :) LOL Then *everyone* will be complaining about that horrid education again... LOL


*All Meant in Humor! Please don't light my blog on fire!*

~Tonia said...

LOL THats hilarious!!! Wow so glads I have girls! I know another little boy like this... The things they come up with!!

Patty said...

Out of the mouth of babes! Good luck! =>)

Heidi said...

OH JEN!!! LOL He learned it from kids that went to public school!! LOL LOL

That was just to funny, I laughed so hard my sides hurt!

Willow Witch said...

Your cooked, done, put a fork in your butt and just take your just desserts, girl... He is his Mamma's mirror image. OK, I need to go change my pants, thanks a bunch! oxoxox

Cheryl B. said...

you know the old saying -"be careful, or your words will come back to bite you"? Sometimes they do even when you WERE careful 8-p Sometimes boys show their brains powers in the most frustrating of ways!!

While Jesus DID create every part of his body, and He made all of it for good, sometimes man chooses to do things with his body, or expose parts of his body, that go against the good God had designed them for. Each of us are responsible to God for those choices.

Heidi - Repeat after me:
"children are a blessing from the Lord"
"CHILDREN are a blessing from the Lord"
"CHILDREN ARE a blessing from the Lord"
"CHILDREN ARE a BLESSING from the Lord"
repeat five times (you have five sons ;-p)

warning - you will find yourself chanting this upon many an occasion o:-b

your FRIEND, Cheryl B.
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Mrs Snow said...

Hi hun,

Kids they are PRICELESS aren't they??You should jot all of these times down and write a book!
Love, Light & Blessings,

Sue :)

Far Side of Fifty said...

Awe he has gotcha now..what a kid! :)

Andi said...

I think the most observant children tend to be the ones that have lots of common sense, lots of people skills, and I think we are both in trouble, as I have a daughter very similar to Lispy and his reasoning...

Breathe said...

oh dear.

:)

Cheryl B. said...

Hey Heidi, you have been on my mind and heart, so I wanted to drop you a note of cheer -

o/~

:-} Cheryl B.
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