Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Good Morning - Chicken sandwichs...

My sister who lives in Michigan - HI JULIE - is going to be making these for supper tonight, so I thought I better get some instructions up here for her.... she's not my 'blood' sister - but she is like Mrs. Mom.. My sistah from anotha motha - did I spell motha right? Is there a right spelling??? don't, know - me neither..

So here we go...
Homeschooling my kids is a great thing and I love it - but there is a draw back - singing all the songs that I did when I was a kid again and loving them. Is that wrong? This was always one of my favorites..

One of these things is not like the other, which one is different do you know, can you tell which thing is not like the other - I'll tell you if it so.... I love Sesame Street...





Your right - its the yellow pepper!! What do you mean the onion....oh - well your right! **turns 5 shades of red***

I slice these little hummers up very thin and they look like this.



Then I mix them up in a bowl just so they go into the pan as friends...




Usually I have a red, yellow and an orange one but the they were all out of orange ones. I do it for the color, there is no flavor difference as far as I can tell. However, I use only sweet onions like Vidallia's- THEY ROCK THE BEER GUT!! I don't have a beer gut,so I guess I am missing out.



The next photo is pornographic, Willow Witch - cover Coffee Mans eyes...thank you..




They are mutilated chicken titties.... sorry..


My turkey was giving me the evil eye the whole time I was cutting them...





Then he did this to me...and said something about Aaron Tippin's song Kiss This???? not sure about that..he was hard to understand ya know, with the gobbling and all.




So, the next step is to throw them all in a skillet and cook'em up. I make them in 'batches' because they don't all fit in there at once...

First get your pan warm, but not to hot because the chicken will stick... you MUST use butter or, well.. they are just not the same without it. I put on my cast iron skillet, I would sell my children before I gave this baby up... ok, not sell them but maybe rent them out, perhaps lease them to some circus - they would fit right in let me tell you... sorry, digression runs deep in my family - what Veggie Tale is that from??? hhhhhmmmmmmmm


SO, here is a picture of my skillet warming and melting the butter - delicious BUTTER... support your dairy farms....





and the butter melted...sorry, I milking this for all it is worth.. **Snort**




Then I add about a Tbls of this life saver...I don't have time to chop garlic for every meal. To many people to feed, to much luandry to do, to much schooling to do and to much of - well, I am lazy...



Then I let that brown a little bit, cuz it smells SOOOOOOOOOOOOO gooooooood.





Then I add the chicken meat and the pepper, onion mixture.





Let it brown a little, till the chicken is done and if it is sliced nice and thin - it doesn't take to long. I like mine to have a little color to it because I am freaky about my chicken being done well enough. BUT NOT DRY!!!


I make this in 'batch's' like I said - put however much will fit into your skillet at a time. I always put in more butter and more garlic at the beginning of each batch. If it will be a little bit before supper time, I throw it all into a warm crock pot. WORKS WONDERFULLY and helps to save on the rush of supper.

This doesn't look so good, cuz it was in the crock pot till late last night and had overcooked.. sorry... Do as I say and not as I do...






Then I grab some great buns. At times I make some rosemary herb, or my own Cheddar bread ones, but these looked to good to pass up.






Then I toast them under the broiler just a couple of minutes, till they are like...toasty... I hate slimy bread, so that helps it be crisp..... do both sides...then fill them and add a bit of ranch dressing, salt and pepper to your taste. LOVE THESE. And let me tell you - men will kiss your toes to have one.



> THE END....


OH - one more thing... this is what you get when a 5 yr old brings you breakfast in bed... well, when he forces you to go back to bed at 8 am so he can bring you breakfast in bed....



As we all are well aware - anything pertaining to Lispy, needs a post of its own...

12 comments:

Mrs Mom said...

LOL I LOVE LISPY!!

Ummm Heidi? My sista from anotha motha? I really don't want my men to kiss my toes.... can I just make the chicken sammiches anyways, and keep my shoes on? ;)

Love you girl. Kiss those kids from me please!!

Oh and I'd get you to smack Milk Man's Hams, but that might be.. you know... milkin' it some too ....

COFFEE MAN said...

LOL For Me its rockin the beer gut , for you its prolly rockin the beer b....... nevermind LOL I do believe that Great bunns are important *snort* I bet milkman does too . Have great day and stay on this side of sanity.

* walks out singing elmo song*

Susan said...

Hurray!! Heidi is back!! I know you are too busy, but so enjoy your blogging. Have a blessed Thanksgiving tomorrow. We all have to remember just how thankful we are. I am thankful I got to meet you and the Milk Man this year! Hug all those good looking boys for me.

Andi said...

Digressions are what make brilliant posts! Hilarious! Isn't it great how the best meals are the simple ones? That looks delish

Dawn said...

Andi, my sister, is a great digressor and I wander into that field often myself. That stuff looks y-u-m-m-y! I want some!

Karen Deborah said...

great post girl! you are back!

Jessica said...

I love popcycles for breakfast. I'm gonna make your sandwiches this week. How do you make cheddar buns? Just make it out of frozen bread dough? I'm a day-old bread rack addict myself. First place I go when I go to wal mart :)

Willow Witch said...

Why do I get left in charge of the very large toddler?????

Mrs Snow said...

Hi hun,

YUMMMMM...Bring me over one of those chicken stuffed rolls they look delicious*GRIN*....I love reading your posts they always make me smile :)

Love, Light & Blessings,

Sue :)

Kait said...

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/notorious2.htm

You might want to visit this site. Your "yours" and use of "to" are in need of improvement.

Jessica said...

Hm. I think the question here Kait, was how does one spell "mothah" and "sistah." This is what they call street grammar and is much more fun than proper grammar. Having been a medical transcriptionist for a few years now as well as a home school mom, at the end of my day, proper grammar can kiss my pooper. I, myself, prefer to leave the picky snark grammar at work and focus on what my friends have to say. That being said, I'm pretty sure it's "mothah" and "sistah." Hazback in 'da crib ham sammich-word to yo' mothah...peace out.

Heidi said...

Jessica - I love you! lol I get these comments off and on - but never from someone who's profile is accessable...sure that one is spelled wrong. :) An I is luvin them sammich's sistah - word...