Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Have I mentioned my ........ daughter?

Everyone who visits me here knows that I have more testosterone in this house than I know what to do with. Well, I know what to do with the Milk Mans testosterone but thats another post.... or 6. Anyway, I dont think that I have ever mentioned my daughter Hope the Dope. Yes, that is her name but we tend to call her - hosebag....sorry - cover your childrens ears, eyes, nose, throat - wait that's a doctor - sorry. You cant pick your family and God knows we love her, but this has just got to stop - Please, send your children from the room as the following pictures can be considered a bit - risque'...



See how rough she looks in the first picture? We have tried to talk to her about her behavior, ya know, the staying out all night coming home at the break of dawn. Letting the boys get a little to close and then feeling bad because they just take off and never call.... but she still choses this life - and we still love her.

ON a better note - Milk Dud is 2 months old today! Happy Birthday baby squeeker!

He is so sober all the time...


Until he sees - titty...


Then - theres the loveable Lispy.... He just got home from helping his dad trim feet on the cows. He was hot so he needed to strip - like he needs a reason. See the dinasour on the right side of the floor..... he was helping....

Then I get the what for when I scold him about getting a cold from not wearing any cloths....

Then his dad told him he had a grass hopper in his shorts...Lispy hates bugs as much as I do...

Of course we cant have a post without helping the foot fetish freaks like myself get a fix...



Milk Dud is a bit self concious about his feet - so he feels the need to....

17 comments:

Train Wreck said...

My Little Milk Dude!! I love him! Your daughter! LMAO!! I love baby kitties!! Will they all stay at your home? Where have you been? Are you mad at me? I haven't seen you around? sniff, sniff, (making a face like Milk Dud!) Have a super duper day!!

Carla said...

Oh kittens! I love them (and I'm glad we don't have any!!). Girl kitties just loose all control during 'their special' time don't they? Milkdude is a typical male isn't he???? Poor you, surrounded by men, and lactating females (you, cows and cats-ahhh sweet motherhood). WHAT SWEET FEET! (Love seeing the 'other' end:) Take care!

Carla said...

Forgot to mention the strip show-boy your posts have it all! Watch out-you'll get an R rating!

COFFEE MAN said...

yes , the wild side of you runs deep in that family LOL

Obviously the "Daughter" is followin mommas example

Far Side of Fifty said...

Hope the Dope gave you beautiful Grandkids! Lipsy could be an underwear model! Love Milk Duds reaction to the "snack" I always enjoy reading your blog! :)

spanki said...

my son said you can ship that calico to us and i said only if she packs up milk dud up too! (make sure you send a return label) i already have more than i can handle! you ship lipsky... he'd just get lost in sea of blond naked boys here!!

Karen Deborah said...

That baby! Those toes! Baby kittens, beautiful litter by the way. Ya'll know how to live, if it's male it's half nekkid and if it's female it's lactating, hummm.
It's a good life!

Mrs Mom said...

That is just what i needed to get the day back on a better track here today Heidi!! ;)

Hope is a puuurrrrty little thang!!

And Milk Dud... awww!!! Snuggle him for me!!! (He'd get lost in my snuggle spot..hehehe)

Lispy has a Fan Club! Wrecking Crew is now running amok most days in his underooos tooooo!!

Love ya girlfriend

Patricia said...

I have to say - I LOVE THIS BLOG !! It is so enjoyable to read, to look at the photos of the beautiful children, and to imagine a wonderful life on a farm !! Girl - you work hard !!! Keep up the blogging though when time allows - so much fun to read ! Thank you !!

goatgirl said...

ohhhhh send me the little calico.

Holly said...

makes sad face.

The last of Frosty's kitten are not gone. I will miss them until next spring when we have the next batch. Hopefully there will be no calicos in that litter as the last one nearly came home with me!

spanki said...

go to my blog, gal...

Take a Deep Breath said...

Well we have one of those cats too.
I had a talk with our hoochie momma and told her as soon as she is done nursing those babies she has now her days are over of catting around the neighborhood. It's a visit to the vet for that stray!

Nancy said...

Oh, the baby is darling!!! 2 months old already??? I am way behind!!! I see you have put up some good posts that I have missed. I'll have to come back one day and just read and catch up!

Time to get your cat spayed. What do you do with all the kittens? Wish I could have them ALL!!! I have too many now as it is, though. I get all of mine spayed or neutered....just too many strays out there today starving and dying horrible deaths. Once they are spayed, they become even nicer pets and get fat, too! (Just like we do after we are spayed! I know!!! LOL)

Nice to visit you again!!! I am having quite a time trying to keep up with my 2 jobs, all the cats and blogging, too! But I am trying! kiss that baby and little lispy for me!!! The grasshopper in the pants pic is a hoot! Bless his little heart....

(((((( HUGS ))))))

Fidget said...

smoochies to lil milk dud!! and lispy, dear little lispy to too freakin cute!

Karen Deborah said...

Heidi where are you? We know your busy with Lipsy, Milk Dud and the milk man but where are you?

spanki said...

hello... heidi... hello???