Wednesday, March 3, 2010

My aching leg....

Well my dear readers - the Milk Mans Wife has had a health issue. I had lipo-suction... **giggle** ok, not really - but I wanted lipo-suction. The dr. took off a mole and I politely asked if he could take 10lbs off each thigh while he was at it. He was not amused....I told him I would make him supper, but no go. So I am now lesionless, with chubby legs....and flabby arms...and a roll in the middle where my waist used to be...with a 1 inch cut on my leg, that when the stitchs ripped ended up being closer to 2...I found 6 gray hairs today so as soon as I wake up from that coma that sent me into, I am going to town to buy hair dye. If you have any questions, ask the children because I will be drinking the rest of the cough syrup....and they are smarter than me anyway.

Be back soon- no, I didnt/wont take pictures of my large, bruised chubby thigh - so dont ask!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!!

9 comments:

COFFEE MAN said...

Ya know all us here at the blog land coulda fixed you right up ,
Fresh Fixins coulda give ya some a her drugs , Willer witch is good with stitchin and I got a sharp box cutter in my wudwerks shop. And for some black eyed peas and cornbread I mighta took off the extra you wanted !

GRIIIINSSSSSS !

Mrs Mom said...

LOL Heidi- it only gets better ;)

I quit counting my gray hairs. I figure let them show up and be seen. They are battle hash marks that I have EARNED! ;)

Need me to send cough syrup?

Loves to you girl. Squeeze those babies from me!

Andi said...

SIX GRAY HAIRS!!! *gasp*

The horror of it all!!!

Girlfriend, I've been coloring this hair for YEARS, and I'm only 34. Premature gray runs in my family. The beauty is you can change your hair color on a whim! I love changing hair color!

Heal quick!

~Tonia said...

You are dying it over SIX LITTLE HAIRS?!?!? Lol In the last year mine has came in like a flood but being mostly dark blond you have to look to see it. But its there and its alot!!
Oh and OUCH!!! I have all that.. Since my surgery last summer I gained it.. I need warm weather to get some energy and get moving again...

Brian and Cheryl B. said...

I too have found that those Dr's just won't cooperate. They wouldn't take some extra poundage off when they removed my gall bladder, nor by uterous, nor .... geesh!!!

Hope you heal up good with no further complications!!!

I have found that if you keep putting Neosaporin on a wound even after it seems all healed, slowely the scar goes away. Knew you'd want to know that before bikini season o;-p

How about if I send you chocolate instead of cough syrup? LOTS of choc - o - late? Email me your regular mailing address and just maybe .....

http://thebzhousethatlovebuilt.blogspot.com

dickiebo said...

Sorry, but we gotta have photoghraphic evidence to back-up this story!! lol.

Sadie said...

miss you!!

Karen Deborah said...

speaking aout cough syrup would you email me that recipe?
doctors are notoriously without humor or smiles.

Karen Deborah said...

ditto what coffee man said....BWAHHHHAAAA