Lispy - Mamma..
Me - Yes Lispy..
Lispy - look at me mamma..
Me (not looking) what Lispy...
Lispy - Ma, is this finger from the devil...
Me (still not looking) No Lispy, God made all of your fingers, toes and the rest of your body.
Lispy - Ma! This finger here!!
Me (still not turning around) No - all of your body parts were made by God.
Lispy - MAMMA!!! YOOT AT ME...
At this point I turn around in disgust and find my little cherub flipping me the bird and shaking it at me like driver with road rage.
Lispy - SEE MAMMA - THIS FINGER!!! (again waving it in the air) I try to explain that the finger itself is made by Jesus, but that people have made that finger mean something naughty. He then proceeds to tell me it means.... Piss off.. From what I understand he saw it and whoever was doing it said to piss off. We were in a store from what he said, but I remember nothing about it. I carefully explain that he is NOT to use that finger no matter WHAT! Fast forward a couple of days... boys are outside playing and the baby is getting in Lispys' way - I happen to look out the window to see my little 5 year old angel flipping the baby the bird...I jump all over him about it and he looks at me in complete sincerity and says - Jesus made my finger and it doesn't mean anything naughty....
oh girl you are in deep trouble, really deep.
ReplyDeleteThey are too smart, aren't they? :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Thanks for the smile
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Oh dear.. ROFL... Only Lispy!!! Oh-- wait-- hehe-- what on Earth will he teach Milk Dud? HAHAHAHAHAHA~~ Girl you are SO in for it!!
ReplyDeleteSqueeze those babies from me please!!!!
xoxo!
* shakes my head* I believe that someone is paying for and gonna pay for all her evilment she put her parents through !
ReplyDeleteAnd dont give my that "angel " talk I KNOW BETTER !!
LOLOLOLOL
Hurry & fix that before he goes to school! :) LOL Then *everyone* will be complaining about that horrid education again... LOL
ReplyDelete*All Meant in Humor! Please don't light my blog on fire!*
LOL THats hilarious!!! Wow so glads I have girls! I know another little boy like this... The things they come up with!!
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouth of babes! Good luck! =>)
ReplyDeleteOH JEN!!! LOL He learned it from kids that went to public school!! LOL LOL
ReplyDeleteThat was just to funny, I laughed so hard my sides hurt!
Your cooked, done, put a fork in your butt and just take your just desserts, girl... He is his Mamma's mirror image. OK, I need to go change my pants, thanks a bunch! oxoxox
ReplyDeleteyou know the old saying -"be careful, or your words will come back to bite you"? Sometimes they do even when you WERE careful 8-p Sometimes boys show their brains powers in the most frustrating of ways!!
ReplyDeleteWhile Jesus DID create every part of his body, and He made all of it for good, sometimes man chooses to do things with his body, or expose parts of his body, that go against the good God had designed them for. Each of us are responsible to God for those choices.
Heidi - Repeat after me:
"children are a blessing from the Lord"
"CHILDREN are a blessing from the Lord"
"CHILDREN ARE a blessing from the Lord"
"CHILDREN ARE a BLESSING from the Lord"
repeat five times (you have five sons ;-p)
warning - you will find yourself chanting this upon many an occasion o:-b
your FRIEND, Cheryl B.
www.xanga.com/thehousethatlovebuilt
Hi hun,
ReplyDeleteKids they are PRICELESS aren't they??You should jot all of these times down and write a book!
Love, Light & Blessings,
Sue :)
Awe he has gotcha now..what a kid! :)
ReplyDeleteI think the most observant children tend to be the ones that have lots of common sense, lots of people skills, and I think we are both in trouble, as I have a daughter very similar to Lispy and his reasoning...
ReplyDeleteoh dear.
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Hey Heidi, you have been on my mind and heart, so I wanted to drop you a note of cheer -
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:-} Cheryl B.
www.xanga.com/thehousethatlovebuilt