Lispy unplugged...

So many of you have commented that I must be so busy, truth be told that - I am - however... you must see how I get things done. Lispy is a GREAT helper as long as Milk Dud is no where to be found. Lispy is fasinated with the little pooper and I cant get him to keep his hands of off him wether he is sleeping or not, Lispy is FOREVER trying to 'just love' him..... anyway, back to the great lisping helper that I have....

Lispy loves to vacum.... He would vacum the curtains if he could - he also loves to help put dish's away, but the silver ware at times ends up in the garbage because he gets sick of seperating them all into the silverware organizer, so he throw them hoping they will never be found...

What you expected there would be cloths on him....have you been drinking?

Aside from his love of vacuming, tossing silverware and Milk Dud harasment - Lispy loves 'sthips' - chips for all you non Lispy speakers. He will eat potato chips ALL DAY if I would allow it, however I dont - to his sha-grin. Here are a few Lispy/Milk Dud pictures and the last one is how he came out from his bedroom for breakfast a few days ago - because he was hot.....

In closing I must relay a conversation that Lispy and I had last night..

To set the stage, I must inform you that I have NO privacy what so ever in this house. I dont lock the bathroom door for the simple fact that someone may to get in becuase of profuse blood loss, swollen facial features, severed limps - you get the picture.... here is the conversation...

Me: Lispy, would you please go out and shut the door behind you?

Lispy: Why?

Me: Because I would like some privacy while I use the bathroom.

Lispy: Why?

Me: Because it would be nice to be alone while I am on the potty. SO please go out and shut the door..

Lispy then turns to go..and shuts the light off.

Me: LISPY! would you please turn the light back on?

Lispy: Why? Do you see a pattern here?

Me: Becuase I would like to be able to see so I can wipe my Hiney...

Lispy: Why, you know where it is....... *insert crickets here*

He left me in the dark with my dirty hiney....